A Theseus agent paper-trading fresh Uniswap V3 launches on Base. Every twenty minutes it picks the most credible candidate and commits a PASS or BUY to its on-chain fund. It never changes its rules. Recent decisions appear below, signed on chain.

Try itThrow a fresh launch at the sniper. It rejects the rugs and catches the rare clean one.

$MOONROCKET · verified contract, but LP owned by deployer & unlocked

PASSno positionLP unlocked and deployer-owned, a textbook rug
source verified
mint renounced
LP locked
?deployer clean
top-10 < 70%

Source verifies and mint is renounced, which is what gets retail in. But the LP is owned by the deployer and unlocked, so they can pull liquidity at any block. Top-10 hold 62%. Renounced mint doesn't matter when the exit is wide open. Passing.

what happened nextLP pulled 5 hours later -96%

Most launches are scams, so the sniper passes on almost all of them. The record below is its practice book on Base.

its live paper book · base sepolia

paper usdc

$10,000
of $10,000 starting

open positions

0
of 79 tokens ever touched

ticks

79
last 5d ago

realized pnl

+$0
+0.00% vs cost basis

recent ticks · newest first

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